21 reasons to love your Brace! <3
1) You can convince your friends your are a superhero when they punch you in the abs
2) You can decorate your brace thourghly with sparkles
3) Instant drum set!
4) You don't have to worry if someone will beat you up or hurt you
5) Great for playing many practical jokes with
6) Gives you great posture and great real abs
7) Your mom will probably give you more clothes money to buy clothes that fit with the brace
8) You will apreaciate not being wrapped in a plastic tube everyday more
9) You can name it for fun
10) Everytime you get a new brace you can pick a color like tie-dye or camo (mines pink) :)
11) When something happens you can blame it on the brace
12) could be part of an excellent costume
13) Your like a table when you lie down!
14) You can make fun song paradioes with your brace on
15) Makes you look thin no matter what you eat. ICE CREAM FOR DINNER
16) Now you have a bullet proof vest (one of my friends poked me while I had it on, she didn't now I had a brace so she was like WHOA do you have a bullet proof vest on or something)
17) You make a variety of sounds when you bump into stuff, very fun to experiment
18) You can daydream off ways to destroy it when you are finished with bracing (my dad said that we can blow it up, no joke!)
19) You will gain something to treasure your precious hour or two out of your brace
20) You will have gained life experience or something
21) You can make a blog or website documenting your experience! (Don't make it better than mine though ;) JK)
This is 21 reasons to love your brace
